Long time no see.

Been a while on here. Didn't really hold it together for too long did I...hoping to get back in the swing of things. I have work in about an hour and I'm gutted.


Last weekend was amazing, cheers to Rob Camp for putting us on the show, had a blast. Nice one to anyone who was into our crappy out of tune performance haha. Photos up soon, along with any interesting shit I can think of. Peas.

Breakfast Of Champions.

What you will need: one normal bowl, a box of your favourite cereal, bag of grapes, semi skimmed milk, spoon.


Take the bowl, and line the bottom with about 10-15 grapes. Next take the box of cereal. Stay with me. Pour it over the top of the grapes as normal. Next cover the delicacy in milk. Now, use the spoon to shovel it into your mush and enjoy.

Justice

What the hell happened?? How do you go from this,





...to this?!





Used to be so good as well. Insane.

Rad show this sunday!

Gents = best band in the world.

Plot Loss 2007

Just come back from a boss trip to Leeds with my boys Tank and The Don to visit our boy Mackem. It was brilliant. Although I denounced going out with great vigour last week, we went to Cockpit last night and it was funny as fuck. Plus, they played B52s, The Specials and Chuck Berry. Ate enough pizza to kill a small child. The Don is Al Murray, Pub Landlord. RTAs and Midweek Plotto Rollover set the scene. Mega.

Rowley is king.

I love this part so much. I even like the song (sorry Dad / Howard!). Check the style.

Geoff Rowley Part Flip Really Sorry

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Aaron Ross...

...cannot be human.

High Wasters.

Girls, don't do it. These make you look fucking stupid. They give the impression that you have no torso, only arms, legs and a head.
For example, note the similarites between this girl who thinks she is amazing, and Mr Happy:





I rest my case.

The rumours were true

Weather has shit the bed. I can hear wheelie bins flying about outside.

Here, check this out http://cantknockthehustle.i.ph/

Get Real

my boy Greg has just started his own site, check it out for all your Kirkby/scooter/ginger related news.
http://getfuckingreal.blogspot.com/

Well 'ard.

THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED. HERE'S SSD INSTEAD.

Is this for real?!

Nicked this off one of Danny's myspace posts. So funny, hope its for real.

A game of chess is like a swordfight.

With the site being called The Jump Off it was only a matter of time before the first classic Wu Tang video was posted up.
I love this song, and it's from the first album I ever paid money for. Ghostface's bit in this song is one of my favourite rap verses ever. So aggro. Wu Tang love spiked bats.

Dee 'erb

Rad video of the Ras Cats on the Fit Bikes flow team. Im guessing they're rastas or they just love a fat jeff or two. Some amazingly dialled manual/grind lines. Also, get onto the last trick it's fucking plotty.

Going out.

Going out on a saturday night is rubbish. You know it's rubbish. When was the last time you actually had a good 'night out'? Stop lying to me. No need to convince yourself it was good because you blew 80 quid on fuck all. Realistically its probably good about once or twice a year. So you might as well just invite your mates around, get a fat munch in, some brews if you're that way inclined, and have a well better night (saving yourself significant wedge while you're at it).
I went out last night and lasted about an hour. Town at night is possibly the best example of why I don't drink; going out is the highlight of these people's lives and they don't even have fun hahahahaha. Yeah mate, is right, you look well solid in your sparkly t-shirt and shitty loafers. And your bird is rank. Fucking fairy...

Police - had off!!!

If this was me I would probably self-destruct due to my insane level of smugness.

2pm starts...

...make you feel like a better scumbag. I don't know how I let this happen. Perhaps because THE MAN has decreed that me stacking shelves for a piss-poor four hours on saturday evening is time much better spent than going to Sheffield with my friends.


I heard earlier that after tomorrow, the weather is going to 'shit the bed'. BMX 2007: RIP. This may force the likes of me and my friends to the skatepark, which may bring fun times and new stuuuuunts lad, but will probably just make me think 'why did I waste six quid again?'.


In other news, Never Healed are incredible. Get hold of their self titled record it's immense. Imagine your first show was this good...

The coffee table.

This thing was with us in Flat 9 from the beginning, and saw countless hard chill sessions during its 14 months or so at Gladstone Court. Not mention being drawn all over by every dickhead that passed through. Chances are you have tried to be funny on it. The table now resides in me room at me mam's. Phil Collins kicks dogs.

Vic Ayala

Vic Ayala definetly did not give a fuck about freecoasters or Cam'ron. Vic Ayala was incredible on a bike. Vic Ayala is hard.
Feast your eyes on one of the most solid BMX sections ever made. Look out for the head-height feeble. The Doors are brilliant.

No relief. No Release. No Peace.

This is one of my favourite videos on youtube. It kills two brilliantly horrible birds with one stone; Siege and Mind Eraser. Fuck electro.

The Beginning.

Now then. Not sure where this is going to go exactly.
Soon see. Bang your head.